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Sh*tty Printers: The Worst Home Printers Ever Made, Rated

Sh*tty Printers: The Worst Home Printers Ever Made, Rated

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We all hate printers. This book documents why. Paper jams, phantom low-ink warnings, the copier at work that only fails when you're late. Sh*tty Printers finally gives them the review they deserve.

Why Sh*tty Printers matters

Every designer has fought a printer and lost. From the first consumer inkjets to modern monsters, each machine is beautifully photographed and then torn apart, its strengths, weaknesses and charisma scored on sliding scales built from pure frustration. It's a field guide to the dumbest machines in your office, written like a spec sheet with a grudge.

Who this book is for

Designers, print nerds, retro-tech collectors and anyone who has ever whispered threats at a paper tray. A perfect desk gift for the studio.

Featured offenders include

  • The HP ThinkJet 2225A
  • The Lexmark Z22
  • The long-forgotten Canon BJC-85
  • And many more

Product details

  • Hardcover
  • Photographed printers with scored ratings
  • Published by Blue Star Press

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Is it a buying guide?
Only for what to avoid.

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